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Sam:

It’s:

Okay:

I’m:

Here:

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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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begofmcvey:

Happy Little Pill- Troye Sivan

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

all i can see is punk thor

WOAH

PUNK THOR I LOVE YOU

Omg punk Thor

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The most wonderful thing I hear is people coming up and saying ‘Thank you for my childhood’, which still blows my mind but is very sweet.

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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sixfigs:

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sixfigs:

Hi I’m Vero and my hobbies include :confusing people with my gender

Based on the floral bed sheets, I’m going to take a wild guess and say girl :P

Wow so you’re actually judging my gender based on the pattern of the fabric behind me. Wow great job I did not know that fabric had a gender. Good for you. You are A+ at science

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite relationships » han solo & leia organa

Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited.

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rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is too sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

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